What country am I?

DIARY

This one was tough, because the first question was a ‘yes’ or ‘no,’ ‘do you have a high quality of life?’ question, which I frankly think is so relative that it could go either way.

When I answered ‘no,’ I ended up with Swaizeland.

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What Book Am I?

DIARY



You’re Ulysses!

by James Joyce

Most people are convinced that you don’t make any sense, but compared

to what else you could say, what you’re saying now makes tons of sense. What people do

understand about you is your vulgarity, which has convinced people that you are at once

brilliant and repugnant.

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April Fools

DIARY

Dear Friends,

Of course I didn’t break up with Jessica!

It was all an April Fools ploy, but I’m surprised how many people actually fell for it.

For future reference, you may find the following observations useful when determining whether or not I’m pulling your leg.

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BSFP: Ed the Aboleth

CONCEPT

Today’s

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