Blog Progress

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I continue to revise and rework this blog.

CODE

If anyone’s willing to help me expand my html in a meaningful way, there might be an Abe Lincoln in it for you. Oh, hell, there may even be a bucket of Harold’s Chicken with sauce.

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My 5 Favorite Things This Weekend…

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before I get onto Serious Stuff.

#5. Sharing guacamole and chicken and shrimp and sipping nuclear martinis in the stormy shadows of Cate’s apartment, at her birthday party, with friends and acquaintences. We shared stories of the strangest people we’d ever known; the people they’d tried in vain to seduce, the dieties they’d allegedly personified, and the giant chickens they’d engaged in fisticuffs.

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Scav Hunt in the News

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Information provided by Ashley.

The following was featured on the main screen of AOL Instant Messenger:

Welcome to World’s Largest Scavenger Hunt

This year’s challenges include building a “Calvin Kleinometer,” producing “a McDonald’s Sad Meal” and even demonstrating “that there really is a wrong way to eat a Reese’s.”

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This post is deep… as a bathtub.

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Well, what can I say?

It’s the end of another long week of work and I’m exhausted.

Exhausted, and going into a weekend full of parties and drama.

My plan right now is incredibly romantic; I’m going to hop the El back to my cluttered and messy apartment, make a pot of coffee, make a plan to clean, and then start reading Chris Ware as the first chords of the Juno Reactor fill my room.

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Laughing Backwards.

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I feel compelled to write today, but don’t have much to write about.

Yesterday, when I was riding the El to work, I learned that I evidently trust my eyes more than my feet.

The window of the train (one of a kind) was clear and spotless, and a one-way window (to some sort of storage room?)

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