Tuesday Funk has very graciously put up my reading from their 100th Episode. This is the first two chapters of my novel Urbantasm, which I won’t shut up about.

I open with a schpiel about the project. If you want to cut to the chase, the reading proper begins at about 2:30.… Read the rest

Please choose one of the following:

a copy of Dunya’s high school notes on “ghosting,”

a page from one of Ezzie’s plays,

Samo’s first impressions of the temporelectrical turbine,

Monty’s journaling on his Ouija Board experience,

a complete list of Arkaic University Student Organizations,

the stolen secret recipe for coneys from the Atlantic Coney Island.… Read the rest

Please choose one of the following (or suggest your own!):

Bowling,

Inebriated Writers,

The Artemis Hunt,

Saint-Simon Socialists,

Psychedelic Association,

Aaron Burr Society,

Catholic Collective,

Let’s Play Hearts!,

Order of the Eggplant,

Theatre of Gold,

X-Ray Goggles Soup Kitchen,

The Positivist Club,

Crew,

Students Against Un-Dead Incursions,

AU Juggling Society,

Dominican Association,

The Beat Hip Hop Club,

Gold Standard (Student Newspaper),

We Seek the Illuminati!,… Read the rest

HOW TO SURVIVE

YOUR FIRST YEAR

OF COLLEGE:

AUTUMN QUARTER,

or,

SHATTERING GLASS

“In the basement, beneath the cafeteria, the floor has been graffitied with dangerous proofs, teaching earthbound Hydrogen fusion, and so doing, the solutions to the wounds of love.

… Read the rest