CONCEPT
Some two minutes after the loopy conclusion to The O.C.1, I’m treated to and elated by a preview for… bum bum bum! … the remake of The Omen starring Julia Stiles. That’s right; she’s hanging from her fingernails from a height of what looks like about twelve feet. We hope she’ll, what?, twist her ankle?
“Bye bye,” little Damien says.
Yeah. In my dreams.
Then, the release date:
6 / 6 / 06
Oh, for the love of God.
1. Sorry. You can’t redeem a whole season of shoddy character development with thirty seconds of viscera and evisceration.
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