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CHAPTER FIVE: The Harlequin and the Tsunami
#1. Did you hear about how Santa was too busy to stop in Sri Lanka this year?
– Yeah, he just sent them a big wave.
#2. Why has there been a recent outbreak of diarrhea among sharks to the Indian Ocean?
– Because they’ve been eating Thai food all week.
#3. What makes the singles scene in Indonesia so hot?
– You can just pick a hottie up off the beach.