EVENT: WOLFBARONXYLO
Stolen from… fuckifIknow. Somebody.
I got the greatest e-mail ever today!
From helpwin@yesbushcan.com
RatherGate proved that bloggers are the best fact checkers. That is
why we are writing to a few bloggers asking for help.
Yes Bush Can has collected several documents that are clearly suspect.
But we need your help to prove they are fake:
http://www.yesbushcan.com/falsedocs.shtml
Let’s spring to action before these documents needlessly tarnish the
reputation of our Commander and Chief. You know the drill: analyze the
handwriting, search for factual errors, and post your discoveries.
And keep us posted by sending email to FakeDocs@yesbushcan.com.
Thanks in advance for your help.
YesBushCan
Bloggers are the best FACT CHECKERS?! The fuck? This made me laugh… a whole lot. Rathergate? Is this a scandal? “Well the documents had the right information, but the font is still in use today! So you see it is all lies!” After sitting on this a while, I felt I needed to respond.
The answer: YesBushCan!The question: CanAnybodyBeDumbEnoughToForgetThatTheyOwnATimberCompany?
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Blog that motherfucker. No reply yet. Maybe it was a fake e-mail I sent them. SCANDALOUS!
Now I shall use my powers to make KIRBY Dance!
<('.'v) <('.'<) <('.'^) <('.')> v(-.-)v ^(-.-)^ <('.')> (^’.’)> (>’.’)> (v’.’)>
<('.'v) <('.'<) <('.'^) <('.')> v(-.-)v ^(-.-)^ <('.')> (^’.’)> (>’.’)> (v’.’)>
Fuck, that looks better in my font…
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