Bloody felchers

EVENT: WOLFBARONXYLO



Stolen from… fuckifIknow. Somebody.

I got the greatest e-mail ever today!

From helpwin@yesbushcan.com


RatherGate proved that bloggers are the best fact checkers. That is

why we are writing to a few bloggers asking for help.

Yes Bush Can has collected several documents that are clearly suspect.

But we need your help to prove they are fake:

http://www.yesbushcan.com/falsedocs.shtml

Let’s spring to action before these documents needlessly tarnish the

reputation of our Commander and Chief. You know the drill: analyze the

handwriting, search for factual errors, and post your discoveries.

And keep us posted by sending email to FakeDocs@yesbushcan.com.

Thanks in advance for your help.

YesBushCan

Bloggers are the best FACT CHECKERS?! The fuck? This made me laugh… a whole lot. Rathergate? Is this a scandal? “Well the documents had the right information, but the font is still in use today! So you see it is all lies!” After sitting on this a while, I felt I needed to respond.


The answer: YesBushCan!

The question: CanAnybodyBeDumbEnoughToForgetThatTheyOwnATimberCompany?

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Blog that motherfucker. No reply yet. Maybe it was a fake e-mail I sent them. SCANDALOUS!

Now I shall use my powers to make KIRBY Dance!

<('.'v) <('.'<) <('.'^) <('.')> v(-.-)v ^(-.-)^ <('.')> (^’.’)> (>’.’)> (v’.’)>

<('.'v) <('.'<) <('.'^) <('.')> v(-.-)v ^(-.-)^ <('.')> (^’.’)> (>’.’)> (v’.’)>

Fuck, that looks better in my font…

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Email Xylo at kingrandom@earthlink.net if you have any pastries or money. Otherwise, sod off.

Email Connor at connor@afterdusk.org if you have any questions.

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