Event: Stop the Presses! Pocket Lint Found in Pocket!

The Flint Journal continues to follow important stories in the lives 450,000 souls. This week, they’re following a veritable Ring Cycle involving the theft of some ceramic dwarves from Sue Austin’s front yard. Gee, I can hardly wait to find out what happens tomorrow.


Dear Flint Journal,

How can we take you seriously when you treat yourself like a joke?


This at least, is somewhat better.

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